The Phantom Holding Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- TeSlaa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.