The Dropped Pass Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- TeSlaa is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.