The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
89%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.