The Phantom Flag Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- TeSlaa is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
88%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.