The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- Ref: "Number TeSlaa, that's a flag." TeSlaa: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- TeSlaa scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.