The Phantom Holding Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- Ref: "Number TeSlaa, that's a flag." TeSlaa: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The broadcast shows TeSlaa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.