The Phantom Flag Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- TeSlaa gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
83%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
TeSlaa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.