The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- TeSlaa is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
87%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.