The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- TeSlaa goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
TeSlaa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.