The Late Scratch Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“The QB looks at TeSlaa exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
75%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.