The Hamstring Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.