The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment TeSlaa was due a breakout.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.