The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The broadcast shows TeSlaa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.