The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.