The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.