The Late Scratch Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over TeSlaa's stadium. Only over TeSlaa.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take TeSlaa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.