The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases TeSlaa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
TeSlaa, TeSlaa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.