The Dropped Pass Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.