The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- TeSlaa gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.