The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
TeSlaa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.