The Dropped Pass Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“The QB looks at TeSlaa exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- TeSlaa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.