The Late Scratch Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over TeSlaa's stadium. Only over TeSlaa.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- TeSlaa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take TeSlaa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.