The Snap Count Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“The QB looks at TeSlaa exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- Ref: "Number TeSlaa, that's a flag." TeSlaa: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A localized thunderstorm forms over TeSlaa's stadium. Only over TeSlaa.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.