The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- TeSlaa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.