The Hamstring Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take TeSlaa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.