The Snap Count Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
TeSlaa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.