The Late Scratch Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- TeSlaa does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.