The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- The broadcast shows TeSlaa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- TeSlaa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
TeSlaa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.