The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- TeSlaa does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
TeSlaa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.