The Shadow Coverage Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.