The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- A mysterious flag erases TeSlaa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
TeSlaa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.