The Inch-Short Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over TeSlaa's stadium. Only over TeSlaa.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- TeSlaa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.