The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- TeSlaa finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
TeSlaa, TeSlaa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.