The Mystery Tweak Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- TeSlaa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
TeSlaa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.