The Phantom Holding Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- TeSlaa scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make TeSlaa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.