The Butter-Finger Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- A mysterious flag erases TeSlaa's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
TeSlaa drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.