The Dropped Pass Hex of Isaac TeSlaa
Isaac TeSlaa · DET · WR
“TeSlaa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins TeSlaa's week
- TeSlaa tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- TeSlaa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
TeSlaa, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Isaac TeSlaa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Isaac TeSlaa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Isaac TeSlaa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.