The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Bech exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Bech on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bech, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.