The Hamstring Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bech is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bech drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.