The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bech gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bech drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.