The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Bech scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bech's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.