The Snap Count Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bech gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bech, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.