The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bech's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bech drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bech, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.