The Late Scratch Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Bech exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Bech is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bech, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.