The Late Scratch Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bech's stadium. Only over Bech.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bech, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.