The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bech was due a breakout.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A mysterious flag erases Bech's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bech drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.