The Butter-Finger Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bech tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bech's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.