The Late Scratch Hex of Jack Bech
Jack Bech · LV · WR
“Bech is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bech's week
- Bech finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bech gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
78%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bech's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jack Bech in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jack Bech is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jack Bech actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.