The Hamstring Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Every deep ball Brissett throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Brissett will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.