The Sack Spiral Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Brissett, the end zone is a rumor.
75%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brissett, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.